One day, hell, even just one conversation where you are not just complaining at me about trivial bullshit would be grand.
Sorry I’m such a fucking let down or disappointment.
Yeah but I won’t trade you sex for massages so that’s a little unfortunate for you.
i need an adult. i realize that i am technically an adult, but i really need an adultier adult
"Your dress is too short."
Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.
I’ve decided I need to start fucking someone who gives good massages. Sex life is boring and my back hurts.