not keen on having the bed to myself tonight.
when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”
aahhhhh I’m so lame lately.
Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longsshe wears short shorts I wear long longs
she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits
That I do.
At risk of sounding gross & cheesy as all fuck, I’m definitely the lucky one.