of-mice-and-semen:

eternell:

iwassoalonecastiel:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

The colour of this crack changes to a darker version of your blog colour.

GET ON MY BLOG

OmF there’s a crack of space and time on my blog.

sick 

not keen on having the bed to myself tonight.

cosmo sex tip #669

raynarvaezjunior:

when you grab his shaft, yell “pull the lever kronk”

unamusedsloth:

My turn! My turn!
wilderness-lair-shatterdome:

jasminedarling:

He was a skater goat, he said see you later, goat.

HE WASN’T GOAT ENOUGH FOR HERD
7

aahhhhh I’m so lame lately.

so-personal:

everything personal

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

Anonymous asked:
Do you have a birth mark on your stomach?

That I do. 

Anonymous asked:
Who's the lucky guy that gets to have his arms around you?

At risk of sounding gross & cheesy as all fuck, I’m definitely the lucky one.