One day, hell, even just one conversation where you are not just complaining at me about trivial bullshit would be grand.

Sorry I’m such a fucking let down or disappointment. 

Anonymous asked:
I'd trade you massage's for sex ;) hahaha

Yeah but I won’t trade you sex for massages so that’s a little unfortunate for you.

17000dollars:

i need an adult.  i realize that i am technically an adult, but i really need an adultier adult 

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tearxdownxthexwalls:

Flawless human being
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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

allthingseurope:

Vlorë, Albania (by Dadissad of Serendiville)

I’ve decided I need to start fucking someone who gives good massages. Sex life is boring and my back hurts.

viva-la-boys:

VIVA LA BOYS
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"You do not need pasta."
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning  (via seabelle)
rose-j:

schrodingersgrumpycat:

good lord

well shit

Goodbye junk food